S1:Ep29 - Nightmare as a Child

Ok, back on track... I got sidetracked by some assholes wedding the past week and a half.

Guy - Will you be my Best Man?

Me - I fucking guess, shit man, you're needy.

Anyway, the last episode I watched prior to selling out to the Man was Nightmare as a Child, a scary little tale about a woman who meets a creepy little know it all girl on the steps at her apartment with a little secret...

I told you the setup, but I didn't get to the part where the little girl knows things about the womands childhood... but says them all cryptic like, as if to try to jumpstart a memory OoOOooOoOooo...

The woman gets a knock on the door and there's a creepy, molester looking dude who knows the woman by name... but whom the woman does not know....

Look, I'll just tell you: when the woman was a little girl she witnessed her mothers murder. So she did what all witnesses do, block it out. The guy who came to the door is the murderer and wants to kill the woman before she remembers who killed her mom so she won't go to the police and arrest him... the little girl was the woman all along! It was a manifestation of her as a kid intended to warn!

Ummm... so, my problem with this episode stems from my issues with the murderer. Dude, you had to find the woman after all these years just to murder her... did it ever occur to you that if she didn't remember you, and wasn't looking for you, she wouldn't have ever tried to find you? He might as well have changed his name to Scott Free, because that's what you fucking were, you idiot.

I was bored and I watched this episode 2 weeks ago... I give this episode 1 of 5