What if Jesus Christ Was Alive Today? (A Chronicling of the Life of John_RC)

you should write a blog about all the funny things I say

and then Travis can draw a picture for it

and Ryan can compose a song

You guys can become a team

dedicated to highlighting my great daily moments

or maybe you should write a blog about how you're a terrible friend for not writing about how amazing of a friend I am

And that a thousand blog entries would not be enough to fully encapsulate the depth of your admiration for me

And then each blog entry from then on out can be about whatever I did during my day

You can then rename the blog to "What if Jesus Christ Was Alive Today? (A Chronicling of the Life of John Coffelt)"

- John_RC 2011

I will do no such thing, John; I will not talk about how you say funny things or blog about it. I refuse to advance your communist neo-nazi ideologies.

That is all.